BLACK LIVES MATTER

i may not be beautiful but at least i know a lot of useless information

*takes a photo of just me by myself* squad goals

i didn’t mean to be ugly, it just sorta happened

My phone: *incoming call* Me: 🔫👀

i hate how they market alexa as a ‘member of the family’ like that’s SO fucking blatantly insidious and terrifying also if i wanted an untrustworthy/cold/emotionless machine in my life i’d just talk to my fuckin father 

“Guys stop bullying my wiretap”

My grandma bought my mom and I an Alexa for Xmas one year and one time at like 3 am it just started to randoming read me that part in the lord of the rings where Frodo is being chased by that giant fucking man eating spider and I unplugged it and never used it again. :)

i was an only child, so i would force my parents to play with me, and one of my favorite games was running an “ice cream shop” that was out of every flavor

do i deserve back pain at this age

*forgets what im talking about halfway through a sentence*

That time of night as an adult where you’re desperately tired and want to sleep but you also don’t want to give up the day yet bc there’s stuff you wanna do. I’m calling it the toddler hour

This post came into my bedroom and punched me in the face

anyone know a doctor .. think i might have hep the tight is 😔

u know what i’d rather die