purity politics
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shark vs the universe
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Love Begins
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if i look back, i am lost
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purity politics
(reposting this because tumblr deleted my blog funny enough for nsfw)
Someone sent me anon hate then reported every single one of my posts because of this post

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i need to show you all something that made me crylaugh last night. just fucking look at them.
animated male and female versions of the same animal
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lions are very mean and like jellyfish
perhaps. i do want to be loved. unfortunate.

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back from the hospital
only reason im telling you this is because on the wristband they gave me they had a pronouns section but instead of just putting down my pronouns there was a barcode you could scan
its just a very funny visual. probably real as fuck for some of you
okay so the problem with nonfags' analysis of homoeroticism in art is that most of you are very very bad at recognizing actual homoeroticism. I say this as a gay man.
like most of what you guys think is homoeroticism is actually just "gay bravado", which is a process where straight men ritually reinforce their own heterosexuality by joking about gay sex with each other. It's a form of homophobia. The joke is that gay sex is repulsive, bizarre, and inconceivable for them to actually engage in. it's incredibly common and I can't believe we're still having this discussion honestly
no no this is an excellent addition thank you
thoughts on americanising fic
i’m american, i don’t care
i’m american, i would rather you americanise your fic
i’m not american, i don’t care
i’m not american, i would rather you americanise your fic
i have a different opinion (pls explain in tags!)
trying to gage this - i personally think it’s unnecessary, as ao3 is not an american territory that im publishing into, but ive had comments before that lead me to think it takes people out of the story. let me know your thoughts! :)
just to add:
by “americanise” i mean purely in terms of vocab/grammar, for example the use of em dashes is different (in the uk we use -, in the us you use —), or you guys would say “apologize” rather than “apologise”
i agree that if a story is set in america, i wouldn’t be writing “bloody hell” and using “pavement” instead of “sidewalk”. i do think there is some nuance there!
I'm American and I think it is a net positive in the world for other Americans to be exposed to people who use the English language in different ways from them, and anyone who complains about it is being a baby.
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airport doodles
big fan of urban fantasy and similar genres because theres nothing funnier to me than a setting where youve got people fighting with enchanted blades and bows and hopping around doing magic tricks but you can also just hit a demon with your car if you feel like it
There's this very specific urban fantasy trope which is "processing the newfound horrors and wonders of the universe in a 24/7 diner" that gets me every time
What if I told you…
There's A TTRPG For That!
MonsterPunk Live, by ADRENALINE GAMES.
In MonsterPunk Live you play vagabond monster hunters with a video channel, posting your hunts to finance your work. Characters can be made in minutes by picking or rolling a former occupation (like a bartender or street magician) and mentor, equipment, a ritual or two, and your name (Hendrix Frost).
With game systems like Brindlewood Bay and Trophy name-dropped in this game, I have a feeling that your characters are probably fucked. With a name like MonsterPUnk though, strong likelihood that you're hitting things with your car.
#ihunt: The RPG, by Machine Age Productions.
Be a hero. You pick the hours.
iHunt is a story telling game about killing monsters in the gig economy. In it, you play millennials scraping by paycheck to paycheck to make ends meet. A gig app called #iHunt offers them more money than they've ever made to hit the streets and kill vampires, werewolves, demons, and anything else that goes bump in the night.
God the horrors are unending but so is the rent. So keep going I guess, and pray that your ex doesn't end up needing help getting out of a vampire's cult.
Monster Heist, by Mantyf.
A one-page RPG for one-shots detailing the adventures of a crew of thieves against impossible (and eldritch) odds. Will they fight just to survive, or will you still try to finish the job? And will you work together, or stab each other in the back?
Something about this game makes me feel like maybe you can play out a Leverage-style heist and then have to process the horrors together over breakfast the next day.
Monster Truckers, by Table Cat Games.
Get behind the wheel of a big rig as a Vampire, Mummy, Werewolf, and more! Monster Truckers is an easy to learn and low prep tabletop role playing game featuring semi truck driving monsters in a post-apocalyptic world. They make deliveries, discover the weird and mysterious stuff, get into scrapes, and maybe help out a few folks as they experience (un)life on the road.
You can practice your trucker slang and also try to survive the apocalypse! Not exactly urban fantasy but you can't tell me that you wouldn't be hanging out at a 24/7 diner in this game.
You can check out a test drive on Itch.io.
What Big Teeth, by Lorc.
Werewolves are cursed to hunt. The curse gave you the strength to take everything you ever wanted. But you've chosen a better path. The nightmare curse may drive you to hunt, but it doesn't care what you hunt. So you and your pack are hunting the other monsters of the night.
By day you survive dead-end jobs and investigate rumours. By night you hunt the monsters you found, drag them into the nightmare and kill them in a climactic action sequence.
So what if you wanted to play the monsters instead? Also what if the game was free?
I've also got an Urban Fantasy tag that you might find interesting…
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"Bitches with no car be everywh
my fatass thumbs pressed something wrong on my phone to summon that gif and actually nvm that's much funnier than what I was going to say.
you summoned them. The bitches with no car
That's how they get around. They teleport to your current location whenever we hear someone talking shit.
Have you played Lovecraftesque ?
By Josh Fox and Becky Annison
We are going to tell a story together. The story of a lone individual stumbling upon clues to a terrible evil. At first they dismiss it, but piece by piece a picture emerges, until suddenly it becomes impossible to deny. They plunge into shadow, they recoil in horror, but it is already too late. The horrifying truth is laid bare and they are consumed by darkness.
Lovecraftesque is a GMless tabletop game that creates a compelling cosmic horror tale in a single session of play.
2-5 players each share control of a single character who is the witness to the terrible horror you will create, and each contribute to the horror itself.
Lovecraftesque has exciting scenarios by authors like Ken Hite (The Dracula Dossier), Jonathan Sims (The Magnus Archives) and Lynne Hardy (Call Of Cthulhu). Or you can build your own setting at the table using the game’s core deck.
It can be played solo or with a group of 2-5 players, in around 2 hours.
Have you played ?
Yes I have played it
no but i've read it
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never heard of it