yeah ive got experience in handling international relations. ive got mutuals from all over the world and they even reblog posts from me

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

It would kill half the 19-25 year olds online to realize "I can't help it I have trauma" is one of THE quintessential abuser excuses

Like there is a difference between "My trauma creates impulsive urges and has changed my instinctive reactions to be irrational, I need to relearn shit." vs "I'm traumatized so I Can't Help It and you're not allowed to expect better of me"

i say "godspeed, soldier" way too much for someone who puts their faith in neither god nor the military

name your baby boy gargoyle. do it for me. and if its a girl... hmmm... name her gargoyle

my dead wife. the ad free internet

watching dreamily recorded footage of a web forum from 2003

BUILD A. SQUID. make your own squid and set. it free. BUILD YOUR. SQUID. FIND YOUR. SQUID { MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM } YOUR SQUID

definitely not locked in. but not really locked out either. as that would imply a sort of freedom

imagine hating on me when im in my room hating on me too