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illuminae // jay kristoff & amie kaufman

so i was thinking, what if in Mile’s universe, MJ was actually just Zendaya 

i finally did it. i finally made a video of some of my favorite spongebob quotes in the whole series. i finally fucking did it

If you’re not interested in bears (who are, at the end of the day, bears and thus prone to eating salmon in gruesome ways and occasionally killing other bears), explore.org has a number of other livecams such as: turkeys, sheep, kittens, dogs, alligators, and jellyfish. But the bears are in peak season right now, and they have a fat bear competition later on in the year, so I highly recommend them. 

It’s a lot of fun, and it’s got a lot of educational resources on the website as well. Have fun and… Explore!

i’m pretty that everyone familiar with these movies has thought about this at least once

“you all have a little bit of ‘I want to save the world’ in you, that’s why you’re here, in college. I want you to know that it’s okay if you only save one person, and it’s okay if that person is you”

— John Green, Looking for Alaska (via quotethatword)

Giant tarantulas keep tiny frogs as pets. Insects will eat the burrowing tarantulas’ eggs - so the spiders protect the frogs from predators, and in return the frogs eat the insects. Source

Tiny frogs are tarantula housecats. A science fact seldom gets to sound that much like meaningless word salad.

How is this?

it all makes sense now

Imagine their surprise when the sorting hat instead said with resignation in his tone “Slytherin”

SLYTHERIN RON

Harry, after finally killing all Voldy parts ever, just before fainting out of exhaustion: Bro

By the way go here to be fulfilled :)

why does bart do that voice in this moment and why have i been laughing about it for five fucking hours