Harder Better Faster Tiger

"No," the other guard said, "we've worked together for years!"

"-but you can trust me when I say-"

"I can't, you have the curse that's opposite from mine!"

"I don't care for you at all."

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yeah sure you can have this, as a treat

light: a pink thong? What does it mean? It can't possibly be for comfort. And it's too obvious for it to be the thrill of secrecy. But who would he be displaying it for? Watari? Matsuda? Absurd! No, this is a display specifically meant for me. But what could it mean? I've been staring too long. I need to pick a course of action or disengage.

Asking directly is impossible-- I would be revealing that I'm monitoring L far more closely than would be appropriate for an innocent man. But L knows I'm intelligent dammit! Is it really plausible to act like I haven't seen anything? And if I weren't Kira, why would I hesitate in resolving the mystery the most direct way possible? Unless-- unless asking would be associated with revealing a shameful sexual secret of my own! That's it! I'll pretend to be checking out L's ass and be embarrassed about my apparent display of homesexuality not to mention crass behavior. It's perfect! Nice try L, but this time, you won't win.