monstrous titties.

wow i haven't written anything in my wip today how strange <- guy who has been scrolling tumblr and pinterest for hours

the author’s thinly veiled nothing #notwriting #straightupnotwritingit

[guy whose bedtime is approaching fast] I need to write one billion words right now. and draw everything that has ever existed.

you have to remember jow special it is that when a black cat loves the sunbeams so much , its fur will get more colours because ghe sun loves it back . you cant let yourself forget

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

Asunder is basically the most classic way to be torn, and if you're looking to be cleft, in twain is a vintage but stunning choice

talking to my friends about baby names. turns out they were talking about future children while i was talking about my ocs. haha oops dont mind me I just selfreported as a writer

anything can be a stylistic choice if you can convince people that it is. on a completely unrelated note, my half-finished sentences actually symbolise really relevant themes and are completely intentional