but the real question is...WHO AM I?

the cdc recommends you take a huge bong rip actually

Source?

the cdc

just found out my entire personality is a trauma response

I fucking lost it here

We found a true snack from the forbidden one

oh no i need them

I found a recipe for them that’s in English, although it’s only for pear-flavoured ones

@sh1tp0st-ch4n BRB CATCHING A PLAN TO FINLAND TO LIVE OUT MY DREAMS

*telepathically sends u a kiss goodnight so u dream about me*

i’m teaching a tiny little girl to say “nonbinary” and she keeps saying “no banana” and once she said “none bananananary” and honestly? close enough, she’s adorable and her parents are super chill with me and they already taught her to say genderfluid (to her it’s genner-flooood) and transgender (trains genner) and a bunch of sexualities so now i’m adding “none bananananary” to the mix

Taught a kid I was babysitting how to say “genderqueer” and he keeps forgetting how to pronounce it so another good one is “gender weird” and I love it so much

You landlocked ass sad motherfuckers... hoes love stagnant water

ive been thinking about “hoes love stagnant water” every day since i read this 

i think that he is good

CAT ARCADE???