time for fandoms

Quackity: I know something that scares you more than it scares me

Techno: Ahhh, taxes.

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Phil: My first day on the server: I killed my son, it was pogchamp, and then I cried

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BBH: Oh, that’s Tommy? I thought you were Tubbo

Tommy: What the fuck. What the fuck. That is so offensive. Techno-

Techno: *draws sword* I’m taking him out

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Wilbur: I think we should make it our mission to eradicate the world of racists

Phil: If only it were that easy. It’s gonna be a difficult mission, boys.

Tommy: I have decided that racists aren’t real

Phil:

Wilbur: Well, we’ve done it

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Techno: We could play Ode to Joy

Tommy: I don’t know what that is. Is that some American meme?

Techno: It-

Techno: It’s just classical music, Tommy

Tommy: Oh

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Quackity: I’m so glad that even at your age you can still succeed

Phil: Are you talking to me, motherfucker?

Quackity: *nervous laughter*

Phil: Don’t make me get on the next flight over, I will whoop your ass

Quackity: *nervous laughter intensifies*

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Puffy: *joins vc* Hello!

Tubbo: Welcome! Hi!

Wilbur: Hi, nice to meet you, I’m dead

Puffy: oh

Fundy: Hi, nice to meet you, I’m an orphan

Puffy: oh

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Tubbo: What’s an idiom?

Techno: You’re an idiom

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Tommy: Sorry Bad, we’re going to have to go to a private vc for a while. To discuss a medical issue

BBH: Okay?

Techno & Tommy: *leave vc*

Tommy: I don’t really have a medical issue, Techno. You should know I’m perfect

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George: *joins vc*

Quackity: GEORGE THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, EVERYTHING THAT HAS HAPPENED UP TO THIS POINT IS LITERALLY BECAUSE YOU SLEPT THROUGH THE ELECTIONS! IF YOU HAD GONE TO THE ELECTIONS, WE COULD HAVE GOTTEN VOTES AND WE COULD HAVE WON FAIRLY AND SCHLATT WOULDN’T HAVE DONE ANYTHING THATS FUCKING HAPPENED TO THIS POINT AND NOW YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO WAKE UP AND SHOW UP?

George:

Tommy:

Wilbur:

BBH:

Dream:

look at where you started

Episode 1

“Beyond the Sea” - Bobby Darin

“Right Back Where We Started From” - Maxine Nightingale

"My Way” - Frank Sinatra

“You Must Be an Angel” - Richard Myhill

“Trying” - Fran Powers

“I Wonder What The Future Holds For Me” - Glenn Snow

“Rocket Fuel” - DJ Shadow (feat. De La Soul)

“Be Thankful You’re You” - Fern Jones

“Crazy" - Daniela Andrade, cover of Gnarls Barkley

“Comin’ Home Baby” - Mel Tormé

“You Only Want Me When You’re Lonely” - Jim Boyd 

Episode 2

“Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo” - Perry Como and the Fontane Sisters

“Who’s That Knockin’” - The Genies 

“I’m a Man” - The Spencer Davis Group

Episode 3

“I Gotta Get the World Fff My Back” - Bill Martin and Phil Coulter

“Sunny” -Boney M

“I Don’t Care What They Say About You” - Mack & Gwen With The Country Playboys

“I’ll Never Do You Wrong” - Joe Tex

“Golden Brown” The Stranglers

Episode 4

“Love Is Blue” - Marty Robbins 

“Renegade” - Styx

“Have You Ever Been Hurt” - Helen Wilson 

“Unwind Yourself” - Marva Whitney

“I Was Made For Lovin’ You” - KISS

Episode 5

“Major Tom (Coming Home)” - Peter Schilling

“He Can’t Love You” - Joe Hunter feat. Four Holidays

“Hey Da Da” - Andrea Litkei & Ervin Litkei

“Twisting the Night Away” - Sam Cooke

“Bad Guy" - The Interrupters, cover of Billie Eilish

“Hello" - My Kullsvik, cover of Adele

Episode 6

“Won’t Be Long” - Aretha Franklin

“An Old-Fashioned Christmas” - Jack Huddle 

“Hold On, I’m Comin’” - Sam and Dave

“I Live Alone” - Bob Cox

“The Order of Death” - Public Image Ltd.

“In Hell I’ll Be In Good Company” - The Dead South

Episode 7

“Polk Salad Annie” - Tony Joe White

“Give Me A Reason To Stay” - Zoe Muth

“Sister of Pearl” - Baio

"Everybody (Backstreet’s Back)” - Backstreet Boys

Episode 8

“Pepper” - Butthole Surfers

Episode 9

“Dancing With Myself” - Generation X

“Here Comes The End” - Gerard Way  (feat. Judith Hill)

Episode 10

Sometimes Inko Midoriya has a son. Sometimes she has a daughter. Sometimes she has a hole in her heart where a child should be.

The Inko Chapters in Broken Reality fucking ended me.