be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

are u gonna let me sit by ur feet and lean against ur leg or do u hateme

i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)

Pee changing color depending on ur hydration is very intuitive game desigm

the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.

at war with myseIf because I know I can do better.

Really love how dancing alone in your room can literally save your life

WE HAVE GOT TO START LOVING THE PROCESS MORE THAN THE PRODUCT AGAIN

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

must feel so good to be soil absorbing rain

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

If you don’t like rice then idk man get well soon I guess

all the bitches in the notes saying that rice sucks need to remember that rice backwards is ecir which means absolutely nothing. just like their opinion