toe tap a flea

go to jail

if i saw 4 dudes with ugly bowlcuts walking down the street id just assume it was the beatles

this video is great neither of them could be any less visibly invested in this song

imagine you are an unsuspecting country music fan and click on this video not knowing who the property brothers are. you are met with just a pair of singing clones

Great way to start a friendship

Trio

my fav thing about doctor whom is that we don’t know who the doctor is?? it’s like…who is the doctor….we literally don’t know! what an adventure. i haven’t slept in 3 days

Of course we KNOW who the Doctor is. You don’t know who the Doctor is. Stop trying to appeal to the fandom side of tumblr it’s Not Gonna Work

stop being mean 2 me…………i watched the movie………i like when he look in my eye with the light saver….. …

Ridiculously offensive. You’re going to FANDOM JAIL.

brah to what

jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread

FETISH?????????

god i wish i were you

imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god

my mans jedediah looks away in humility but you KNOW he’s churnin butter that night……milkin a different cow…..

Why y'all doing this when you know the Amish are not here to defend themselves.

the Amish can definitely defend themselves they got rakes

this is the best post on this website why do we all keep trying

FUCK silverfish

if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg

OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF

where do you think the name came from

i don’t know, tumblr user plump9000. i sort of thought they weren’t real, like endermen. or creepers.

>implying endermen aren’t real

really not liking what you’re implying buddy

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