Marlon's Bookcase

everything would be great if everything else didn’t happen

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

Getting high on open window air

Yes, okay, I’ve been poisoning your daily cup of tea, but don’t tell me you haven’t enjoyed it. Every day becoming a little weaker, a little more helpless, more susceptible, turning pale and waifish and trembling - but suddenly I’m the bad guy!

I'll forgive you if you give me a fainting couch.

Yes my lady, right away my lady.

Imagine all the things I could do if I just did them.

i think all rpf is justified because rpf doesn’t come from nowhere. they were doing something to deserve it

we are in the midst of a friday ass thursday. keep your wits about you.