🌈In my defense, they were happily corrupted🌈 😉

Kai'sa, gently nudging Ahri aside with their foot: Ahri, move out of the way so I don’t trip on you. Ahri, their eyes enormous: You kick Ahri? You kick their body like the football? Oh! Oh! Jail for Kai'sa! Jail for Kai'sa for one thousand years!

Toby: So I wrote a bunch of music for the computer to play. Its going to be epic since the computer can handle so many crazy parts. Orcistra: We’re going to play this. Toby: Ummm…

Every band member ever: Music that was clearly composed by someone who doesn’t know how human fingers work? yeah alright, let me warm up. 

new favourite thing to listen to: literally exactly what i’ve been looking for my entire life

same energy as the people who made Fifth Element being like “the diva’s song is done using editing because it’s meant to be impossible for normal human vocal cords, no human could change between these notes so quickly” and opera singers immediately taking that as a challenge

Lost in the sauce

Let this cat keep their special box <3

Oh NOBODY'S going to be horny after this

my ankle is so fuckin horny tho

A victorian

Every reply this is is another punch in the gut

SO THAT’S HOW THEY FUCKING DO IT

Reblogging this because my entire life, all of my bows have looked like my shoelaces. Wrapping presents is going to be so much more aesthetically pleasing now

opossums are also prone to possession by otherworldy vengeance entities so this checks out

#THE ;V ONE TAKES AFTER HER MOTHER