Mark is not prepared.

ICYMI Anger is a Gift by Mark Oshiro (@markdoesstuff) won the Schneider Family Book Award yesterday! Congratulations Mark! 🎉

Anyway, thanks @markdoesstuff for helping me think of a good reason to keep my crappy old laptop.

Hi, Tumblr. After many years and drafts, I’m finally publishing a book. I can’t wait for you to read ANGER IS A GIFT

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to get bitten by a cobra?  Take care of elephants?  Rescue lizards?  You’re in luck, because Seanan McGuire has had more bizarre animal experiences than probably any other human (or hostile invasive plant alien) in the local group, and she’ll be spinning yarns once more!  Gather round in an adoring huddle and listen to her tell tales that sound like they should be tall but are actually true in an hour of nonstop hilarity.  Seanan’s Animal Stories: now that’s entertainment.

Y'all @markdoesstuff is the best person. Just a Fucking delight of a human. So glad I’ve gotten to know him and have the pleasure of panelling with him again at Wiscon this year.

WAIT WHAT. WHERE.

Mark Oshiro, on his upcoming book (via andwereallwevegot)

I WAS THERE FOR THIS AND THE VIDEO IS ONLY A FRACTION OF THE TRUE MINDBENDING HORRIMAZINGNESS OF THAT EXPERIENCE. :D

- Mark Oshiro

We are not prepared.

Look who’s started A Wizard Alone! @markdoesstuff certainly is having a lot of emotions :))))))

- Mark Oshiro

THANK YOU MARK!!!!

in conclusion YOU ADORABLE FUCKERS ARE GIVING ME LIFE, PLEASE KEEP IT UP and also congrats on your faces

(via the-moonlight-witch)