men will refuse to ever go grocery shopping as long as there is dust on the furniture that they can lick off

I can’t believe we get to use this for once without having to edit it

if you bother the woman running the straycatj blog with literally any nonsense you deserve to have your internet access shut off permanently

never underestimate the power of telling yourself ‘woah calm down there edge lord’ every once in a while

hey enbyfriend you look gnc as fuck today you're literally a monarch 👏 looking good your majesty <3 you are Working It mx. androgyny !! btw can i see your theythem tits

Mayhaps

Not to sound like a goth elitist here but if you haven’t died you’re a poser

Wait so you mean to tell me there's a way to have sex???? Anally??!!?????

no neo. I'm telling you that one day, you wont even have to cum

huddling for warmth