If it's not okay, it's not the end.

fake dating

omniscient narrator who immediately contradicts the characters (“This is fine,” she said. It was, in no way, shape, or form, fine.)

deadpan jokes while swordfighting

the “I FUCKING LOVE MY WIFE” guy

oblivious pining that slowly escalates until A is going on page rants about how pretty B’s eyes are but still doesn’t seem to recognize they’re in love

Strong Leader Type having to physically fall down in order for the other characters to see how exhausted they are

funny villains who talk and make jokes with their heroes while they’re fighting them

the villains presented as the protagonists

*increasingly pulls out bigger and bigger weapons from more unlikely places*

“I said all of your weapons” *pulls out more*

“ALL OF THEM” *pulls out one last tiny dagger*

traumatized character using humor to cover up ptsd

characters going out for a break at a restaurant/movie/whatever and something bad happening

using the “*gasp* what’s that over there???” trick to avert the enemy’s attention and it working

a villain’s weakness being something totally random and nonsensical

a hero duo arguing over who’s the sidekick while fighting a villain

“don’t be silly, we don’t need [important thing]”  “you lost it, didn’t you?”  “yeah”

“what’s the one thing I told you not to do tonight?”  “raise the dead”   “and what did you do?”  “raised the dead”

So, @canto34, have you ever shot a civilian?

If these people have not been shot by a member of the military, then it is probably because if they have had contact with military personnel, then that soldier has not been ordered to shoot them.

But the OP is pretty stupid.

Soldiers are people capable of making a moral decision. To think that being a soldier would mean that you would turn on the population you are sworn to protect and also were born into and raised in, then the question needs to be asked.

As far as I can tell, OP has not shot any civilians.

To summarise, a participant was in a room with a button on the desk, and a "scientist" in the room with them. In another room, the participants were told that another person was in there, attached to electrodes.

The participants had to ask the other person questions, and they would press the button if the question was wrong, thinking they had shocked the other person. Every wrong question, the voltage would increase.

It got then to the point where another shock would kill the person answering. The participants were made aware of this, and told they had to continue and press the button.

65% of participants continued to the highest level of 450 volts. All the participants continued to 300 volts.

This shows that almost two thirds of people will follow instruction if they are told to, regardless on if there's dire consequences. (Source, but just Google milgrim obedience and you'll get a heap of information.)

Another day another person I served!

Today I gave away another 1000€

I’m giving away 4000€ tomorrow because it’s the weekend! Please be sure to reblog to spread the word, I want to make as many people as happy as possible.

Tumblr isn’t sending me everyone’s message, so please if you could tell me of an app I could use to send people money while keeping everyone anonymous that would be great

Hey everyone, I’m giving a thousand away again, I’ll pick a random reblog, i really don’t want this money, it doesn’t make me happy and I’m hoping it’ll make someone else happy

Share the love and I’ll share my money

100 Thousand Reblogs and I will let Dark and Wilford live.