tropes i will never get tired of
fake dating
omniscient narrator who immediately contradicts the characters (āThis is fine,ā she said. It was, in no way, shape, or form, fine.)
deadpan jokes while swordfighting
theĀ āI FUCKING LOVE MY WIFEā guy
oblivious pining that slowly escalates until A is going on page rants about how pretty Bās eyes are but still doesnāt seem to recognize theyāre in love
Strong Leader Type having to physically fall down in order for the other characters to see how exhausted they are
funny villains who talk and make jokes with their heroes while theyāre fighting them
the villains presented as the protagonists
*increasingly pulls out bigger and bigger weapons from more unlikely places*
āI said all of your weaponsā *pulls out more*
āALL OF THEMā *pulls out one last tiny dagger*
traumatized character using humor to cover up ptsd
characters going out for a break at a restaurant/movie/whatever and something bad happening
using the ā*gasp* whatās that over there???ā trick to avert the enemyās attention and it working
a villainās weakness being something totally random and nonsensical
a hero duo arguing over whoās the sidekick while fighting a villain
ādonāt be silly, we donāt need [important thing]āĀ Ā āyou lost it, didnāt you?āĀ āyeahā
āwhatās the one thing I told you not to do tonight?āĀ Ā āraise the deadāĀ Ā āand what did you do?āĀ Ā āraised the deadā
āI think that went pretty wellā *explosion in the distance*
This right here is a serotonin generator


















