MarkeSharke

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

do you ever think about dead versions of yourself that are fossilized in someone else's mind

i see that this one kind of fucked everyone up

In your 20s, you'll feel like you're losing the race. It's important to understand that there is no race.

what they DONT tell you about clarinets is that you have to fucking build the damn thing every single time. "what instrument do you play" fucking legos man idk

about build clarinets damn do DONT every fucking fucking have idk instrument is legos man play" single tell that the they thing time. to what "what you you you

I really need to start reading the blog name because I thought I was having some sort of moment right there.

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

Shakespeare is like this

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

"get ready for video games to become unaffordable" video games haven't been affordable for the last 10 years

if you’re depressed it might be because you didn’t do a lil jigsaw puzzle today. I’m a doctor so I know this

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything

​you guys remember how the point of upton sinclair’s the jungle was that labor conditions in the meat packing industry, and the lives of the working poor at large were horrific and the only solution was socialism. and then the only takeaway people had was that the consequences of these inhuman conditions were that meat products were tainted. so instead of addressing the underlying labor rights issue the fda was founded and now we’re here.

me when i like a song: 🔂🔂🔂🔂🔂🔂🔂🔂🔂🔂🔂