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Glad that Slutty Tenoch is finally out of hibernation.

there is nothing badass about not taking an ibuprofen when you need it

characters overextending themselves when using magic until they start bleeding from their nose/ears/etc >>>>>>

me: yeah, so one of your most famous works is actually just that commission of a woman that you kept. Honestly, it's less of the piece itself that lead to its fame and more the mystery surrounding it, so I was hoping you could clear that up the decayed corpse of Leonardo Da Vinci that I resurrected: Hai detto che hanno chiamato una tartaruga che combatte il crimine con il mio nome?

i really genuinely wish I could hit chatgpt with my bare fists and hear its pityful electronic voice fade into glitched robotic gibberish and choking beeps as I hit it before I smash it for good and it shuts the fuck up forever

why are so many people wondering if I'm horny for chatgpt. it's like the most unfuckable robot ever created heeell NO

Sauron, every morning, standing in front of his bathroom mirror.

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord