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Best sex position is guy who’s not there but is fundamental to everything

I'd be sooooo good at dying in battle I practice sleeping in various slain positions just in case #justincase

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

They just don’t release the hounds like they used to

in my day someone just let the dogs out. never did know who.

you have a disgusting storytelling addiction

It’s true. It goes back a long way, too. It all started when…

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

"biblically accurate" is such a pet peeve of mine like it means nothing and don't remind me the bible exists thanks

"none of these words are in the bible" I do not care what is in the bible you're scaring me

I love being a popular Tumblr user so I can give my failmutuals 10-20 more notes on their posts

What a great way to observe it................................................................

you will not see any actual improvement to the rate of disordered eating in the general population until you address fatphobia and improve social and material conditions for fat people and especially fat women enough that fatness isn't a looming spectre but unfortunately the lives of young women are considered a largely acceptable cost to not have to do this

like honestly jedi are the most interesting in the prequel era period where they’re a diplomatic religious class that works on behalf of an imperial republic, and then become rapidly militarised when a war breaks out. like that’s just a really cool and interesting class of guy in a space fantasy. which means they will do shit that sucks really bad but that’s also cool! alas