Lucifer herself

rule #1 of tumblr polls is NEVER include a joke option if you don't want it to win by a landslide because tumblr users have one committed relationship in their lives and it's to the bit

That is the opening of a portal to another dimension and you cannot tell me otherwise

two million notes?????????

you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

here it is! the post that started a “me, an intellectual” hell frenzy, and is officially ⭐ the worst post of 2016 ⭐

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

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Casting with all my might

I love how its getting closer to that time of year again and ppl starting to reblog my boy again

disabilities are not superpowers, that being said having auditory processing disorder my entire life made me insane at freestyling, cause my mental libary of homophobic phrases (rhymes) is massive and keeps expanding every day

the other night i tried to make a curry and i got chilli burns all over my face, so i thought to myself ‘hang on, doesn’t milk soothe chilli burns? it does’ and i couldn’t google because i couldn’t see so i just had to blindly feel my way to the fridge and pour out a bowl of milk, and then plant my face in the bowl of milk, anyway at that point the rice cooker went off and triggered a power surge which turned my electricity off, which i didn’t notice at first because i had my face in a bowl of milk and when i did emerge from the dairy prison i thought i had gone blind with chilli burns. so no i don’t really cook much.

wait is this the og? It’s perfect

THE OG!!!

it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.