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Tips for writing those gala scenes, from someone who goes to them occasionally:
Generally you unbutton and re-button a suit coat when you sit down and stand up.
You’re supposed to hold wine or champagne glasses by the stem to avoid warming up the liquid inside. A character out of their depth might hold the glass around the sides instead.
When rich/important people forget your name and they’re drunk, they usually just tell you that they don’t remember or completely skip over any opportunity to use your name so they don’t look silly.
A good way to indicate you don’t want to shake someone’s hand at an event is to hold a drink in your right hand (and if you’re a woman, a purse in the other so you definitely can’t shift the glass to another hand and then shake)
Americans who still kiss cheeks as a welcome generally don’t press lips to cheeks, it’s more of a touch of cheek to cheek or even a hover (these days, mostly to avoid smudging a woman’s makeup)
The distinctions between dress codes (black tie, cocktail, etc) are very intricate but obvious to those who know how to look. If you wear a short skirt to a black tie event for example, people would clock that instantly even if the dress itself was very formal. Same thing goes for certain articles of men’s clothing.
Open bars / cash bars at events usually carry limited options. They’re meant to serve lots of people very quickly, so nobody is getting a cosmo or a Manhattan etc.
Members of the press generally aren’t allowed to freely circulate at nicer galas/events without a very good reason. When they do, they need to identify themselves before talking with someone.
As someone who spent over a decade catering luxury events, let me add some back of house info:
These events are almost always open bar. They're not trying to make their money back on alcohol. They want you to drink and eat and donate generously.
If there are cocktails, there will be at most two on offer, pre-made in large tubs. You cannot order a different version, it is what it is.
There are two types of events: cocktail style or seated. The first includes roaming hors d'oeuvres or a fancy buffet with tiny plates called a grazing station. For a long night, the roaming food will get a little bigger throughout the evening and have a 'main' at some point based around a protein.
A seated event will usually be more structured and may include multiple courses. Silver service is not in vogue anymore. You are likely to get either alternating meals brought to you like at a wedding, or served banquet style. A good caterer can get a plate to everyone in a 300 person event in about three minutes.
Drunk people are the same no matter how expensive their suits. They still laugh too loud, spill their drinks and slip on the dance floor. They are usually less embarrassed about doing coke in the bathrooms.
A full scale event that starts at 6pm will have staff arriving at noon to begin setup. Earlier if there's a light show or pyrotechnics. Typically venues don't just have 30 tables and three hundred chairs lying around, let alone table cloths, chair covers, etc. It's all rented and brought in on the day. Bands and DJs will be running audio tests in the background throughout.
Most heritage buildings that host these things, like museums and manor houses, aren't really designed for them. They might put down mats so you're not walking in stilettos over two hundred year old wooden floors, the kitchens are weirdly far away, and there are not enough taps. There is never anywhere for staff to sit, so if you open the wrong door you might find half a dozen waiters sitting on upturned milk crates in a room full of million dollar paintings, eating the left over bread.
Really old buildings don't have enough bathrooms, which means the staff will be sharing with the guests.
Clean up starts the second the event ends, if not sooner. Unattended glasses will start to disappear first, then table decorations. When the timer ticks over, the lights come back on and exhausted staff strip the tables, pack up dirty glasses and unopened wine bottles and have to Tetris it all into the back of a van. The venue is booked for that day only, so everything has to be gone before anyone can go home. A large event that finishes at midnight might take until 3am to be cleared away.
These are very long and physically demanding nights for anyone working them. The staff all get to know each other, and will absolutely notice someone trying to sneak in wearing a borrowed uniform. They are not being paid enough to care.
Fear and Feathers - Chapter 2
Told myself I'd post this chapter today, very nearly forgot, but remembered! Just about!
Anyway! Here's chapter two of this fic! Bit shorter than the last one. Things are still a bit rough for the boys, and Paul's trying to figure things out. I don't really have anything else to say, so I'll leave my rambles there. Enjoy!
Ch 1 AO3 Link
A very big concern there...
The Tragedy of Captain Scarlet & The Mysterons (Episode 1 in the style of Shakespeare, Act 1, Scene 3)
Now gather round, tis 'time, and pray you sit,
Next scene of Captain Scarlet hath I writ!
This really has taken on a life of its own and all my free time, and I regret neither. Today, we retell Captain Brown's attempt on the President's life, but less 2068 and more 1598 as we ask, with due reverence to both: what if Shakespeare, not the Andersons, did our indestructible hero create?
I've struggled the most with this scene as the original is so reliant on the soundtrack and setting - a lot of the dialogue is actually quite humdrum and expositionary without the glorious sights of MSVs, Angels and helicopters! So, I added a bit of a naughty exchange here in what's played as a horribly tense moment in the original (Brown's cigarette case triggering the metal detector) and then rapidly followed it up with Brown confirming he's a Mysteron. Likewise, I couldn't work out whether to have Brown or a Chorus announce his explosion.
At the moment, the joke stays and Brown closes the scene. I ask you to make the final call on how well it works ahead of reposting the whole thing when it's finished.
SCENE III. New York. A street.
Enter BROWN, PRESIDENT YOUNGER with WHITE, Angels and Spectrum officers above.
WHITE
Good Captain Brown, the Angels fly above,
They espy you, your chariot and charge.
BROWN
Mark that, 'tis true, our Spectrum now is Green.
Exit WHITE.
PRESIDENT
No thing 'twould seem hath Spectrum left to chance.
BROWN
My leader, nay. All caution did we take.
Pray mark through yonder window Spectrum guards,
On ev'ry roof along our plotted way.
A helix screw doth shadow us withal,
And Angels swift the country round do skirr.
Exeunt Spectrum officers and Angels.
PRESIDENT
For such a band of maidens fair and wise,
A name more apt a man cannot devise.
So stand I much impressed, good Captain Brown.
And yet my mind misgives, there's no repose,
Aye, better will I feel when we arrive.
We fight a foe we do not comprehend.
Enter Spectrum officers.
FIRST OFFICER
So please you step this way, my President.
PRESIDENT
What sorcery is this, good Captain Brown?
BROWN
Our artificers cunning means devis'd,
To search for hidden weapons we forbid.
'Tis well, 'tis manifest, you bear no sword.
Alarum. Officers draw.
FIRST OFFICER
What vileness here with stealth concealèd be?
A pistol, poignard, dagger or a sword?
Full soft and slow, not fast of hand, reveal,
Whate'er's beneath your tunic forg'd of steel.
BROWN draws.
BROWN
Stand not amazed, dear friends, I mean no ill,
Mark that, you do but look upon my pipe.
[Aside]
But a spark before the fire!
PRESIDENT
But for a moment did my mind misgive.
They descend.
BROWN
All's well, good sir, 'tis done, we do arrive.
PRESIDENT
Thus far our fortunes keep an onward course.
Behold, dear Brown, our home for some time yet.
My hope it is in chess you have some skill.
BROWN
'Tis often said I do play well, my lord.
PRESIDENT
But soft, in yonder wall what is't I see?
BROWN
Fear not, 'tis but an eye alchemical,
An eye that looks upon our ev'ry move.
PRESIDENT
Right well I see in Spectrum's careful hands,
That there remains no thing for me to fear.
Good Captain, do you mark my words? I said
That Spectrum holds my safety in regard.
O, Captain Brown? O Captain, art thou well?
BROWN
Drop this mask this Mysteron can,
Thou art now a doomèd man,
Smoke and flame and blast so fleeting,
President, thus ends our meeting!
Alarum. BROWN dies. Exit PRESIDENT. Enter DESTINY.
DESTINY
To Cloudbase must I bring my words of dread,
Our fortress falls, our President lies dead!
Exit DESTINY, above.
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Thunderfall
Ao3 link here 12. Coordination (noun) the planning or coordination of the elements of a situation to produce a desired effect, especially surreptitiously
... Preparation is the quiet form of confidence. – Ravi Kapoor
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The war council was held in the conference room, 0800 hrs Cloudbase time. The New York press conference had been yesterday at 2100 hrs on this end of the world, and while the delay gave UnNamed time to act, Colonel White wanted his people to be fresh (and in Ochre’s case coherent), and for them to have the time to assess the world’s reaction to UnName’s attempts to whitewash over the scandal, and review the different messages and interviews that were now cropping up.

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The Tragedy of Captain Scarlet and the Mysterons (Episode 1, Shakespeare-style, Act 1, Scene 2)
We're back! Thank you for all the kind comments and reblogs so far.
With full respect to authors all,
Do join me now for Scarlet's fall.
We ask: 'what if Shakespeare, not the Andersons, created our indestructible hero?'
SCENE II. Cloudbase, outside New York
Enter CHORUS.
CHORUS
A hov'ring fortress perched among the clouds,
Two leagues above the multitude of crowds,
Floats now betwixt the Earth and Martian foes.
Alas, Black's home, ere Mars his life did close.
Good Colonel White arrays Earth's champions true,
The other captains, fearsome Angels too,
Swift pilots in the clouded azure skies,
To guard the world from every dark surprise.
Exit CHORUS. Enter WHITE, GREEN and Angels.
WHITE
Lieutenant Green, give order to dispatch,
Let fly the Angels, one and two and three.
GREEN
Fair Destiny, to arms, at once take flight.
DESTINY
Our Spectrum now is Green, I hear you right.
GREEN
And Rhapsody and Harmony besides,
Betake you now into the azure skies.
Forthwith, go to, at once, without delay,
Let fly from hence the Angels two and three.
HARMONY
I go, tis done, our Spectrum now is Green.
Exeunt Angels.
GREEN
In iron birds of valour, speed and might,
Three Angels fair into the skies take flight.
WHITE
With Captain Scarlet now I will confer.
Enter SCARLET and BROWN, below.
What ho, my Captain, do your ears attend?
SCARLET
They do, my Lord, New York is one league hence,
Tis as we planned, we'll make our rendezvous.
World President, we come to shelter you,
In Spectrum's fortress, 'gainst the Martian foe.
WHITE
And Captain Brown, but one more word with you.
BROWN
My liege?
WHITE
Into your hands entrust this task I do.
Before your own do place our leader's life.
BROWN
My lord.
WHITE
And Scarlet once his life is made secure,
Hence here to Cloudbase render him with haste.
SCARLET
My lord.
Exeunt WHITE and GREEN.
Your first assignment, fortune good to thee.
BROWN
Right glad am I, dear Captain, full of thanks.
Bethink you, by your troth, our President
Doth bide in mortal danger sure and true?
SCARLET
When I upon this Martian tale of woe
do cast my mem'ry this I do surmise:
Belike foul Myst'rons verily and true,
Full deed to airy words can surely give.
BROWN
Would that we fought a foe we understood,
Foe sensible to both our sight and touch,
Full realised in all dimensions three.
SCARLET
I hear thee right, your words I comprehend,
Insensible to feeling as to sight,
Their fearsome voice we Earthmen hear and yet
My mind misgives that they are ever near.
Exeunt SCARLET and BROWN. A sound of calamity without.
Enter SCARLET carrying SCARLET's body.
SCARLET
(Aside)
Sudden, rapid, cruel death,
Steals away my mortal breath;
Snuffed in noise and fire and flame,
Mysterons the deed doth claim.
Now a stranger thought is bred:
Living, though I should be dead.
Scarlet fell in swift surprise,
Copy mine in place doth rise.
Mars I serve, for Mars I cry:
President, 'tis time to die!
Exit SCARLET carrying SCARLET's body. Enter WHITE.
WHITE
What ho, what noise, what mischief is there here?
Enter SCARLET.
I give thee joy, good Captain Scarlet, true,
From dark death's clutches you walk forth unscath'd.
What news, good Captain? Give me your report.
SCARLET
(Aside)
This the Earthen fool doth reckon,
Death did not good Scarlet beckon.
Earthman shall my voice resemble,
Thus the truth I do dissemble.
My gracious Colonel, thanks I give to thee.
Nor Brown nor Scarlet time or place did fail,
Confirm'd we both the President's defence,
New York stands clear'd and soldiers plac'd on guard.
Our leader lies in Brown's assur'd regard.
Exeunt.
Brava! I ADORE that speech from Scarlet!
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Don't Leave Me c5: Promise
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Synopsis: Five times Gordon asked Scott not to leave him and the one time Scott asked Gordon. A Scott and Gordon growing up fic. Pre-iR.
With much thanks to @the-original-sineater and @mariashades for all the help!
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Gordon sighed.
He’d swam well today and his Coach had just told him that he’d qualified for the Olympics next year. He’d told his family and they had been ecstatic but without Scott knowing the praise felt hollow somehow.
But Scott was due to call today. Now, actually. And Gordon was sat in front of the phone waiting for his call.
It didn’t come.
Love this so much!
Virgil Tracy is in Maranello with his F40… he’s been invited to Ferrari’s factory.
I always imagine Virgil having a classic car like the F40.
It just suits him so well.
P.S: If you see Virgil in the F1 paddock, don’t be surprised 😉
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A murder mystery in the Thunderbirds universe, out now. Watch rookie reporter Pete Tracker investigate - will he root out the killer? And will he finally make the Front Page? My thanks to the talented voice actors involved!

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Hey everyone. There's a new youtube feature that rolled out just yesterday that's raising some privacy concerns.
People in the U.S., U.K., Brazil, and Singapore can now share videos and chat with friends directly within the YouTube app. The update bring
This post talks about a new DM feature in youtube. What it fails to mention is that as part of this new feature is that when you send someone a link to a video, and they open it in the youtube app, they will see who sent them the link. Specifically, your channel name.
If your google account name is your real name, so is your channel name by default.
This means the new default behavior is that everyone you send a youtube link to will see your full name if they open it in the mobile app.
To turn this off:
Go to your youtube app settings
Go to Privacy
Turn off "Channel visibility for shared links"
Trimming the source id (the stuff after the '?' in links) will also prevent this from happening.
The Tragedy of Captain Scarlet & The Mysterons (Episode 1 in the style of Shakespeare, Act 1, Scene 1)
I couldn't not. My hope is that this is enjoyed in the spirit it's intended: a bit of fun, like all things I post. I know I've certainly had enormous fun writing it.
So far, I've got everything up to Captain Brown's explosion drafted and it's my plan to do the whole episodes, but I neither want to rush it nor dump everything at once. For now, enjoy the prologue and first scene of what I imagine The Mysterons would be like if William Shakespeare, rather than the Andersons, had penned it.
On occasion, I've borrowed from my own reading of Shakespeare, though Macbeth (being the text I teach most) has been a constant presence and likely unconscious influence more than once. I doff my cap in credit to all influence, intentional or otherwise.
THE TRAGEDY OF CAPTAIN SCARLET AND THE MYSTERONS
PROLOGUE. An alleyway.
Darkness and silence. Enter BLUE and SCARLET, pursued by an assassin.
BLUE
The finger on the trigger now doth bend,
Unleashing force Man cannot comprehend,
A foe, unsought, now found among the stars,
We shall now call the Mysterons from Mars!
Alarum. A skirmish. Assassin falls. A drum.
A man made indestructible by fate,
Will for Earth's cause, 'gainst Mars, participate,
His deeds upon this stage we now acclaim,
And Captain Scarlet is our hero's name.
Exeunt
ACT ONE
SCENE I. Mars.
Enter BLUE, BLACK, CONWAY and DEAN.
BLUE
The trigger now is ready to be pulled:
A chariot of Earth, an iron bark,
Drives forth on Mars' red barren wastes so vast,
Three souls thus borne into the Martian dark.
Exit BLUE.
DEAN
Good Captain Black, we finish our patrol,
Yet once again have nothing to report.
BLACK
Yet signals clear did we at Spectrum note,
From some place near they must originate.
Ere we turn steerage back towards the Earth,
Yon rocky ridge we shall examine now.
Enter Mysterons.
DEAN
Mark you that!
MYSTERONS
(Aside)
Human trav'llers do we see,
Friendly will our greeting be.
Heavens, spheres and stars traversed,
Seeking knowledge like us, first
We must take a closer look,
Pray our goal be not mistook.
BLACK
They note us. They prepare! An attack!
DEAN
Treachery firm and sure!
BLACK
Let it come down!
They fight. The Mysterons fall.
'Tis done and now the wreck we shall survey,
Lieutenant Dean some samples gather fast,
Ere back to Earth we set our steerage firm.
DEAN
I'll to mine armour.
The Mysterons rise.
Mark you that!
Light and sound without.
BLACK
Becalm the ship. Call not for aid.
DEAN
Fly! Fly! We must away!
BLACK
No. Attend.
MYSTERONS
Earthmen you have most offended,
Peaceful days most rudely ended.
Murder, death and vi'lence try'd,
But by us you are deny'd!
Mysterons know that you hear,
Dread voice of ours within your ear.
Vengeance surely will be slow,
Vict'ry nonetheless we'll show.
All the life on Earth shall perish,
All you value, all you cherish.
No resistance should you offer,
Now our powers we do proffer.
Fiery bolts our towers ended,
Yet with this our home is mended.
Skill of ours becomes your curse,
Matter can we so reverse.
One of you we now command,
Agent ours, our earthborne hand.
Mysterons you shall support,
To us alone you now report.
Black thy name and black thy fate,
Instrument of Martian hate.
Earthmen we do you denounce,
Presidential death pronounce!
Exeunt
Brilliant!
Oh I love this!
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Oh god, this started coming to me over my coffee this morning and now it won't stop. Shakespeare is far and away my favourite of all the authors I teach to my classes. What if he, not the Andersons, wrote The Tragedy of Captain Scarlet and the Mysterons?
A little sample. You can either tell me I'm committing sacrilege or we can get my very first Tumblr writing project going!
PROLOGUE. An alleyway.
Darkness and silence. Enter BLUE and SCARLET, pursued by an assassin.
BLUE
The finger on the trigger now doth bend,
Unleashing force Man cannot comprehend,
A foe, unsought, now found among the stars,
We shall now call the Mysterons from Mars!
Alarum. A skirmish. Assassin falls. A drum.
A man made indestructible by fate,
Will for Earth's cause, 'gainst Mars, participate,
His deeds upon this stage we now acclaim,
And Captain Scarlet is our hero's name.
Exeunt
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A tiny cookie-sized Ray
Just found out about Finless Sleeper Rays
Look how small they get:
@squidsinashirt lookit the teeny sea-friend!
Motionless
Chapter 1
Summary: One can never expect a rescue mission to go smoothly when Langstrom Fischler is involved. Gordon knows this and yet, that information does him no good when lives are at stake and it's his job to get everyone out safely.
(Lots of thanks to @nightshade-victorian for helping me with this idea!)
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It wasn't often that Scott found himself a glorified taxi driver, leaving that job to Virgil's bigger and more equipped Thunderbird, but he could honestly say it was an interesting experience. He didn't have to glance back to know Gordon was reviewing the schematics of the facility or that his little brother had that intensity he wore when presented with a challenge. He himself had to admit, the mission was a complicated and dangerous one that demanded expertise in the water. Part of him wished he could be more useful, if only to keep his brother out of harm's way if he could help it.
And with who lay at the center of this rescue, the chances that it could go south only increased.
"You're coming up on Fischler's hydro-energy facility," John's call came through as the coordinates appeared on his screen. "The crew have relocated to the center observation unit for extraction, but the ring is still spinning out of control."
The astronaut had explained most of the science to them en route, Brains listening in with silent furry towards the engineer responsible. Scott picked up on some of the more important points, like how Fischler had created his own ocean current under the Arctic ice. How it was used to make the ring of his mobile hydro-energy plant rotate and generate clean, renewable energy. Why did all of his ideas have to sound so worthwhile yet be so incredibly terrible when implemented?
The lack of safety protocols had led to the facility crew being unable to slow the ring and, in turn, the energy build up was approaching critical. The man hadn't learned his lessons about escape pods, either, resulting in the need for Gordon to enter the flooded access lift with his exo-suit in order to rescue everyone. At least, Scott would be given the job of hauling each person up into One after they'd been placed in the portable rescue gear.
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