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Don't Leave Me c5: Promise
Chapter 4 | AO3
Synopsis: Five times Gordon asked Scott not to leave him and the one time Scott asked Gordon. A Scott and Gordon growing up fic. Pre-iR.
With much thanks to @the-original-sineater and @mariashades for all the help!
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Gordon sighed.
He’d swam well today and his Coach had just told him that he’d qualified for the Olympics next year. He’d told his family and they had been ecstatic but without Scott knowing the praise felt hollow somehow.
But Scott was due to call today. Now, actually. And Gordon was sat in front of the phone waiting for his call.
It didn’t come.
Love this so much!
nothing scarier than being a fan of a fic and then becoming mutuals with the author. like hi shakespeare. big fan of your fake dating au
The Tragedy of Captain Scarlet and the Mysterons (Episode 1, Shakespeare-style, Act 1, Scene 2)
We're back! Thank you for all the kind comments and reblogs so far.
With full respect to authors all,
Do join me now for Scarlet's fall.
We ask: 'what if Shakespeare, not the Andersons, created our indestructible hero?'
SCENE II. Cloudbase, outside New York
Enter CHORUS.
CHORUS
A hov'ring fortress perched among the clouds,
Two leagues above the multitude of crowds,
Floats now betwixt the Earth and Martian foes.
Alas, Black's home, ere Mars his life did close.
Good Colonel White arrays Earth's champions true,
The other captains, fearsome Angels too,
Swift pilots in the clouded azure skies,
To guard the world from every dark surprise.
Exit CHORUS. Enter WHITE, GREEN and Angels.
WHITE
Lieutenant Green, give order to dispatch,
Let fly the Angels, one and two and three.
GREEN
Fair Destiny, to arms, at once take flight.
DESTINY
Our Spectrum now is Green, I hear you right.
GREEN
And Rhapsody and Harmony besides,
Betake you now into the azure skies.
Forthwith, go to, at once, without delay,
Let fly from hence the Angels two and three.
HARMONY
I go, tis done, our Spectrum now is Green.
Exeunt Angels.
GREEN
In iron birds of valour, speed and might,
Three Angels fair into the skies take flight.
WHITE
With Captain Scarlet now I will confer.
Enter SCARLET and BROWN, below.
What ho, my Captain, do your ears attend?
SCARLET
They do, my Lord, New York is one league hence,
Tis as we planned, we'll make our rendezvous.
World President, we come to shelter you,
In Spectrum's fortress, 'gainst the Martian foe.
WHITE
And Captain Brown, but one more word with you.
BROWN
My liege?
WHITE
Into your hands entrust this task I do.
Before your own do place our leader's life.
BROWN
My lord.
WHITE
And Scarlet once his life is made secure,
Hence here to Cloudbase render him with haste.
SCARLET
My lord.
Exeunt WHITE and GREEN.
Your first assignment, fortune good to thee.
BROWN
Right glad am I, dear Captain, full of thanks.
Bethink you, by your troth, our President
Doth bide in mortal danger sure and true?
SCARLET
When I upon this Martian tale of woe
do cast my mem'ry this I do surmise:
Belike foul Myst'rons verily and true,
Full deed to airy words can surely give.
BROWN
Would that we fought a foe we understood,
Foe sensible to both our sight and touch,
Full realised in all dimensions three.
SCARLET
I hear thee right, your words I comprehend,
Insensible to feeling as to sight,
Their fearsome voice we Earthmen hear and yet
My mind misgives that they are ever near.
Exeunt SCARLET and BROWN. A sound of calamity without.
Enter SCARLET carrying SCARLET's body.
SCARLET
(Aside)
Sudden, rapid, cruel death,
Steals away my mortal breath;
Snuffed in noise and fire and flame,
Mysterons the deed doth claim.
Now a stranger thought is bred:
Living, though I should be dead.
Scarlet fell in swift surprise,
Copy mine in place doth rise.
Mars I serve, for Mars I cry:
President, 'tis time to die!
Exit SCARLET carrying SCARLET's body. Enter WHITE.
WHITE
What ho, what noise, what mischief is there here?
Enter SCARLET.
I give thee joy, good Captain Scarlet, true,
From dark death's clutches you walk forth unscath'd.
What news, good Captain? Give me your report.
SCARLET
(Aside)
This the Earthen fool doth reckon,
Death did not good Scarlet beckon.
Earthman shall my voice resemble,
Thus the truth I do dissemble.
My gracious Colonel, thanks I give to thee.
Nor Brown nor Scarlet time or place did fail,
Confirm'd we both the President's defence,
New York stands clear'd and soldiers plac'd on guard.
Our leader lies in Brown's assur'd regard.
Exeunt.
Brava! I ADORE that speech from Scarlet!

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This is a bell curve meme to me
Because the obvious (and wrong) answer is that Magneto beats Tony easily because he can control Tony's armor and crush him
But the smarter (and wrong) answer is that Iron Man's armor isn't actually made of iron, it's made of a non-magnetic gold-titanium alloy.
But then the smartest and true answer is that Magneto beats Tony easily because Tony has metal shrapnel in his bloodstream that he needs a powerful electromagnet to stop from reaching his heart.
Floral brooch, Austrian, c. 1940s
Amethyst, nephrite, diamond and yellow gold (£1,450, Wildsmith Jewellery)
Doomed siblings in every universe
The 2004 version of Hedorah from Godzilla: Final Wars (2004).
Pure self indulgent Magenta and Ochre fluff from me today haha🩷💛 It's pride month I can do what I want!
And this is the song Pat is singing here, if you're curious :3 For some reason I like to imagine him singing old folk songs he was taught as a kid and that is where this whole comic came from lol

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Hope in the darkness
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The journey to the astroid K/46 is a long one, even with Thunderbird 3 ions engine, just allows a little talk and memorys to be spilled out
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
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I’m so tired of the “why do people hate aspecs, they aren’t doing anything?” argument. I know that it is an attempt to support us, but it fails so spectacularly to understand aromanticism, asexuality, and any other aspec identity that it’s actively frustrating.
We are doing something. We’re rejecting allonormative ideals and that’s a massive thing to do. We’re actively fighting not just to help other aspecs, but to help everyone, because amatonormativity (and allonormativity as a whole) hurt everyone. Single people who want to find a partner but can’t also deserve to be able to exist.
There are so many issues with the expectation of marriage, including:
A single income isn't enough to get by anymore
Having a spouse is almost necessary under the current medical system
Society shames and pressures people who are single to get into relationships constantly
Rejecting allonormativity means fighting against these things that hurt everyone.
So, no, aces and aros and other aspecs aren't "doing nothing." We're doing quite a lot.
gothic horror is when there's a location. cosmic horror is when there's an unauthorized fucking Thing. folk horror is when you're outside.
Gil and Tarvek do their best work when they're fighting. 😁
Would you like to go to a baseball game?
Kira, our beloved, you’ve come so far 🥰

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the space seed episode of tos where they find khan and the ss botany bay is so funny because right off the bat you have kirk being like "yeah let's get that historian whats-her-name out there, maybe she can be useful for once" and it's like WOAH what's up with the liberal arts hate?? why is kirk being such a bitch to this lady for no reason. then you meet her and she's fucking obsessed with historical strongmen to the point of covering her walls in her own fanart. she lives on a spaceship in a utopian technofuture and she sleeps surrounded by busts of kings on purpose. her vibes are fashy and kirk is right to be a bitch, actually.
then they get to the botany bay and she's immediately driven to distraction by how horny she is for ricardo montalban under a thick layer of extra-dark foundation. sorry i'm gonna compare montalban with and without the makeup because it is SO distracting
also she refers to sikhs in the past tense implying that at some point in the last two hundred years there was a genocide that they're just glossing over. since she also calls them a warrior race it's also possible that she's just racist and somewhere on board the enterprise there are sikh crew members who dislike her as much as kirk does.
anyway you can assume that this is her first actual away mission and she fumbled immediately because she was so hot for khan but it's much funnier if this isn't the first time this has happened. every time they have to interact with a historical earth artifact she gets so horned up thinking about being a tradwife that she's rendered speechless. spock stays polite but kirk can't stand her. by the time kirk found out she was the type of person to paint her own portraits of napoleon and roman emperors to hang in her quarters it was too late to send her back and request literally anyone else. he's supposed to court martial her but offers to let her stay on fashy eugenics planet just so he won't have to keep her on his ship anymore. it's unclear if he lets her take her paintings or jettisons them into space.
this is the funniest analysis of “Space Seed” I've ever seen
... Same. :)
You know, if she hadn't completely fucked up her job in this episode, one suspects her career would not have survived The One With the Nazis from the next season