Random Shit

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

i see that you media addicted louts have filled your tomodachi life islands with video game and movie characters instead of great leftist thinkers

Call me old fashioned, but I think the president saying "a whole civilization will die tonight" is the part where he should be deposed immediately.

all my posts are peer reviewed by a committee of versions of myself. none pass the review but i stll post anyway.

there’s just always something fucking happening

kind of a milf. reblog

can you tell i missed out on smth fundamental in my formative years 😏

i wonder what they're gossiping about

Dude, where’s my kissy. Where is my fuckin snuggles bro