Champagne? Caviar?

why is there an upgrade button on gmail. why does twitter want me to scan my palm to get into my account. why is google a chatbot. why does the transit app make a transit app wrapped for me. why does youtube keep shoving its infinitely scrollable shortform content down my throat. why do my doctor and psychiatrist and therapist want to use an ai notetaker during our appointments. why do free trials want my credit card number. why are most scholarship websites just data brokers. how do i make capitalone stop sending me mail. why is my school making its own special chat gpt powered chatbot. why is every third video on instagram an undisclosed ad. why is nothing online real anymore. why is everything so FUCKING STUPID

to all the books that i’ve read 1/3rd of

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

“People you may know” and it’s the devil from the Bible

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

i forgot Most people are not always in the state of cowering in the corner like a scared dog. y’all just be doing stuff