For A Lack Of A Better Blog Title

Don’t stare at the sun during the solar eclipse today.

Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.

The adventures of CJ

(via QueenIdle)

I didn’t know my daily walk to class took place on sacred ground…

The so-called “pro-life” movement’s philosophy.

It means that the right have not budged an inch on their ridiculous pro-foetus, anti-actual-persons position in THIRTY GODDAMN YEARS. We should not still be having this argument! Thirty year old political cartoons should be bafflingly opaque, not crystal clear!

I feel bad but this is so fucking hilarious

their aunt killed them