Shut your up

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

we all know that beinq introduced as "???" with a black silhouette as sprite feels qood as fuck BUT. you must imaqine beinq introduced as "!?"

you fucking suck at burger

MAKE HER TALLER THAN HIM. NOW

If you don’t let go of your prejudices and past grudges, your heart won’t blossom. 2013 is coming, let’s make a change. We only have one planet so let’s show each other some kindness.

I heavily fw bro

TTRPGs (pronounced "Titterpigs") were a popular form of group amusement in the early twenty-first century.

I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er

the fact that i still have to unlearn shame… like come on that’s literally the most embarrassing thing to not have unlearned yet