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My gf loves playing with my dick in bed because it's "like a little fidget toy"

Normal sized fidget toy

Let's do parallel play and kiss occasionally

we named it the computer mouse because it fit so comfortably in our hands and it reminded us of ancient times where our ancestors put their palms over the backs of cave mice and shuffled them across the ground to move the cursor on their cave wall mounted gaming monitors

As someone who isn't a furry but has very much grown up around furry art I kinda forget that it's shocking to some people. It's kinda just what a bunch of queer art looks like. That anthro dragon girl might as well be my coworker, what's your fucking problem?

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

I wish humans had monkey tails (most likely tail we'd have ngl) because it would be so cute. There's an alternate world out there where people are dying their tails and buzzing patterns into them and getting tail accessories and tail piercings. God could you imagine

The shot of Rocky walking away down the tunnel is so funny. on loop in my head all the time

Hey sorry if I’m kinda weird I was supposed to be dead by now

i'm sorry i didn't respond to your DM for 23 days. the number on the notification icon got really big and i began having irrational anxious thoughts such as "what if people are in there trying to contact me"

many people think they want sex but what they really want is 6 uninterrupted hours of papa's pizzeria