cos brainrot

if you think about it, the general premise of curse of strahd is kind of just a fucked up version of avatar the last airbender

happy new year to all curse of strahd dms who received panicked texts from their players about being spoiled for “the mage of st markovia”

if a pack of adventurers from 2025 brought heated rivalry to barovia, escher would flip on his loyalty to strahd like a pancake on a griddle

cos book out of stock due to publishing priority …. astarion’s book of hungers releasing new vampire rules …... i’m more convinced by the day they are gearing up for a strahd 2025 re-release …..

sometimes i forget just how bad the actual cos book is and then i look at it again and am reminded of the racist tiger 🫩🫩

always worried im horribly mischaracterizing every npc i have ever portrayed but i take comfort in the fact that, upon meeting escher, one of my players turned to me and said “he seems like he would talk to ai strahd chatbots”

simultaneously upset that the official cos dm screen doesn’t have ireena on it and honestly relieved because i know in my soul they would do her so dirty if they did include her

rahadin, about escher: oh my god oh my god like i am used to this around you know everyone else but not around adventuring parties. like i thought around adventuring parties that he would not behave this way like it was just like no big deal like sucking dick and cock! like i’m just like oh my god time and place! and you did it the welcome dinner and i made excuses for you then. you were talking in detail about things you wanted to do to strahd —

impossible to watch sinners and hear the line “last time i seen my brother. last time i seen the sun.” and not think of the von zarovich siblings 💔💔