TwinTween Mom

The shame! But there won't be enough! I better take it all and hide it. With the sign. #passiveaggressive #schoolparty #pta

We are fostering this young urban cockroach in our bathroom at work. He gets along great with the ladies and other bugs and loves water. His name is Thomas. #thomasedison #cockroach #wejustneedtopee #occupotty (at DTE Energy)

How did this happen? Why are they so loud? #somany #tweengram #mobtweens #foreveryoung (at Jansen Shakedown Shack)

Clementine is red #familygamenight #sorry #sorrynotsorry #wheatenterrier #wheaten #wheatensofinstagram (at Jansen Shakedown Shack)

And this happened #bumpus #gefiltefish #achristmasstory #wheatenterrier #wheatensofinstagram #passover2016 (at Jansen Shakedown Shack)

The capuchin gluten people are here and passover starts tomorrow #chametz #passover2016 #matza #nomatza #afikomen #capuchinsoupkitchen #ontherisebakery (at DTE Energy)

The Brain That Wouldn't Die #remake (at Jansen Shakedown Shack)

Wait until your deal come round #Deadopoly #familygamenight #deal (at Jansen Shakedown Shack)

Game over. Yay Detroit! Let's plan to have a 48,000 beer drinking visitors wander to their cars at the end of a work day. #cityplanning #tourists #whoplayed #detroittigers (at DTE Energy)

Early start. Be safe you freezing die hards. Kickoff is at 1:08 #openingday #detroittigers #baseball #balls #comericapark (at DTE Energy)

This kid thing is starting to pay off #childlabor (at Jansen Shakedown Shack)

This is really happening #graduate #classof2016 #schoolofeducation #waynestateuniversity (at Ford Field)

Forced intermission #skipbo #familygamenight (at Jansen Shakedown Shack)

I finally let them see Divergent. This is the best part. "Jack!!!"

She's an American Psycho