In The End It Will Be Alright.

therapist: how are you? me: fine how are you

All I need in this life of sin is me and boyfriend

i wish animated lizzie mcguire would show up and act out what’s going on in my life

do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

Vaginas are expected to be bald, super soft with no stubble, smell like fresh picked lavender and taste like a mango yet there are so many hairy, discolored, sweaty and salty ballsacks out there demanding to be in a mouth.

I can’t even find anything in my Activity cause of this post