swinging from the moon

soft boys…… reblog if u agree

yes

no, I will not do my stupid human tasks, I will stare at the ceiling and yearn for something I'll never feel

Studies showed that DARE literally increased drug use

#team aight lookin

#Team I have my days

#team medium ugly

#team I’ll do

In Elmo’s voice: “I only had three lines!”

1) I miss Robin Williams. 2) People who have worked with the Muppets have a long, long history of genuinely forgetting they were talking to puppets. This illustrates why.

“If you think this does not affect the women in your life, it’s not because it’s not happening to them. It’s because they don’t trust you enough to talk to you about it.”

I remember a guy in my team at work saying "I don't know anyone who..." and I was like, "nah mate, no one trusts you enough to tell you that, cos we know the same people"

God i wish someone would sell me a haunted house. Ghosts aren’t real and I’d love to get a really nice house for like half the price that it should be. 

and if they are real you can fuck them.

This guy gets it!

hnc (human non-conforming)

Can the person who has me trapped in their tamagotchi make me do some basic tasks today please.