mischief managed

Ya'll be like "Shang was having a bi freak out, realizing he was into Ping". NO HE WASN'T. He already knew he was into men. His bisexual freak out was when he realized Ping was Mulan and hey maybe he's into girls too whatdoya know?

Legit you think a bi man who has always been in such a male-dominated space like the army hadn't already figured out that he liked men? Come oooonnnn... It's women he has rarely had contact with and has no idea how to talk to or flirt with (you fight good) I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL.

In "A Girl Worth Fighting For" Li Shang has zero lines I REST MY FUCKING CASE.

y’all talk so much about shower thoughts what about washing the dishes thoughts

the only thought I have when washing dishes is 'fuck this. I hate washing dishes'

one of my fave scenes from anything

the real tragedy is that sirius black died before he could find out about the embarrassing nickname snape gave himself as a teenager

that alone would have cured his depression, ptsd and alcoholism

my advice for a haunting? real solid 100% foolproof Ghost Advice™? every time something creepy happens, turn in the direction of whatever it was, pause a moment, then slowly lick ur lips and say “…do that again” in ur most seductive voice. the ghost will feel very awkward and leave immediately. 

Wtf should I wear to the living room today

the only advice you’ll ever need

my grandparents lived through the depression and spent the rest of their lives stuffing cash under the mattress and hoarding old egg cartons in the garage, so i can’t wait to find out what weird neuroses i’m gonna pick up over the next few years