category 5 tummy event

they just don’t assassinate mfs like they used to

chess is improved by picking two pieces to be star-crossed lovers who cannot bring themselves to kill the other

i’m always like “i can’t wait to feel good and confident and grow into the best, healthiest version of me!!!!!” while doing horrible acts of self sabotage like girl it doesn’t work like that u are pressing the gas and break at the same time stop it

they call it saw because you SAW the movie

born to hold hands forced to do the dishes

ikea is honestly so sick and twisted for making those tiny fake apartments. like. ok. maybe I will walk around and daydream. fuck u.

Americans will hear about a country for the first time and then take a stance on its internal politics in the same day

🧅🧄

joint slay