we need to bring back gamefaqs. i don't wanna join your stupid discord. i don't wanna use your ugly shitty fandom wiki. i don't wanna have to dig through poorly-organzied reddit threads. we want bespoke ascii header art! we want plaintext documents and guides with minimal clutter that are properly indexed and easy to navigate!

So make it yourself

*logs onto tumblr* I wonder what the people who don't leave the house are saying about sex today

tomorrow i will ride an elephant sized isopod into a crowded public area and we will all find out what happens next together

The zipper merge requires a level of cooperation and goodwill that the citizens of this great country have never once displayed