Girls At Our Best!

🚨 TROLLING DETECTED 🚨 YOU ARE TRYING TO FUCKING TROLL ME 🚨 DEPLOYING ANTI TROLL COUNTERMEASURES 🚨

the name's futanari. pronouns futanari

I just sneezed in a secret way

I should buy bonds or maybe short a stock

oh goodie I got transported into a Mormon yuri. I'm a first year transfer student to the Nephi Halicarnassus Girls' Academy I'm running late to reformed Egyptian class with toast in my mouth! Oh fuck I bumped into the class president in the hall and now I'm flashing my temple garments as I comedically fall over...... Omg the class president is sharing a dirty soda from Swig with me..... From the same straw, an indirect kiss.... "Baka, you got Crumbl on your face," she says wiping the cookie from my cheek with her finger........

Americans cannot make art, because art is the expression of human experience and human emotion. Americans have no experiences and no emotions. They're incapable of being happy, sad, excited, passionate, angry, horny, or curious. Everything they create is a hollow sham, superficially mimicking the stolen work of real human beings. Their only purpose is to enrich lazy, greedy oligarchs who couldn't care less about the suffering and environmental damage inflicted by America's very existence. All they do is suck up resources, steal labour, screw over workers, and churn out rancid unoriginal slop. Americans cannot make art because they have no souls. Anti-American until I die.

legitimately cannot tell if this is satire or not

i may not be as strong as a Gorilla but my love can move Mountains

we used to have john waters, rebecca sugars, and jacob meals

you might think something as deep and poetic and heartbreaking as "my name is dog suicide" was written by kafka or perhaps dostoyevsky but actjally it was a 6mayehm post

I guess I can just deal with the celestial basilisk lord. Just one more struggle on the pile.

You blocked me because you're gay

gentlemen, you can't fap in here! this is the porn room!

I need to glow up now so I can show my children that mommy was super sexy once upon a time

it probably feels good as hell to sexually climax from genital stimulation