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never in my LIFE have i hated something as much as i hate the french term for eggnog

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La pomme d’eau. La pomme de terre. Le pomme de feu. La pomme d’air. Il y a très longtemps ces quatre patates vivaient en harmonie. Mais un jour, la pomme du feu décida de passer à l'attaque.

i don’t even fucking speak french but I fucking know what that last comment says

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OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS GENIUS. I’M SORRY BUT THIS LITERALLY DESCRIBES EVERY WHITE GIRL EVER?????

Wtf did I just watch and was it a real thing

My dog came running when she did that dog whistle shit and I don’t even have a dog

#i thought this was real at first and i was like you know what? i respect that

Honestly, I go on JSTOR so often that I might as well get a permanent tattoo of their logo on me at this point. I am one with JSTOR. We shall never part.

to every “openminded” christian who thinks youre not homophobic because you “love everyone regardless of sin”… please know you still make all the lgbt people around you want to die and if given the opportunity to cut ties with you they will … if that sounds mean to you then maybe work on not seeing your “loved ones” as sinners for just being who they are and start lovingly embracing their differences instead of barely, bitterly tolerating them

p.s. it’s a widely known “secret” that people who “love everyone regardless of sin” try to “discourage” that “sin” by being passive aggressively abusive and voting for homophobic politicians and policies which make life physically and psychologically dangerous for lgbt people

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