local snake enthusiast

Does anyone else get pissed off when you wake up just as you were making significant progress in some bullshit task you had to do in a dream? Like great now I did all that shit for nothing

every reblog removes one inch from engineer’s height

engineer has lost a foot and two inches

your knight's unending loyalty for you is kinda parasocial and lowkey problematic...

“what’s up with you and vampires, man?” we don’t have the time to discuss this

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

so cool when i say hi to a cat and they do a big stretch like i dont think that has anything to do with the words i just said to you i said but i think its awesome that you got long

There should be more Black vampires in media.

I’m putting in my too weak notice.

getting characters into world-endingly intense codependent queerplatonic relationships is literally what life is all about. it is literally what we were put here on this earth to do