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the nsfw ban on Tumblr is temporarily lifted every time you scroll your for you tab at work

"only 90s kids remember-" wrong, if you're poor and/or rural enough, old tech and fashion doesn't just disappear when it stops being trendy. We had dial-up until 2012

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

I always know its getting toasty out in the world because girls start reblogging this post like crazy

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

yuo cant say this during plague month

pride month. pharohs curse got me

i think the crux of human misery stems from the fact that our skeleton just wants to sit around and accumulate dust in an ancient barrow (that is the innate imperative of all skeletal remains in-case you didn’t know) but our meat has its own agenda which creates this fundamental conflict of interests

This is a worm? Or perhaps some sort of slug?

And it's gonna getcha

reblog to feed her notes

How is she doing this

i have literally never fallen in battle. only tripped gracefully with tasteful panty shot

Passion fruit and the lesser known apathy vegetable