i fucking hate the smiths so much

one chance at life and you get born during the interregnum with all the morbid symptoms. [serenely] at least I got to watch them appear

ok so yes it's annoying when the sensitive young men are doing Fall Of The Star High School Runningback or like, [doesn't know any car seat headrest songs] or some bullshit off In Rainbows at karaoke. it's not good. do Creep if you absolutely have to but go no further! however, and I cannot stress this enough: it is SO much better than when sensitive young men used to do the smiths.

not much you can do about that one even if you are the most dangerous goalie in the league. just about picture perfect

I don't even care how egregious the crosscheck is, if it's in retaliation for poking the goalie's glove after the whistle it's ok by me. I mean like maybe not straight up stick to head attempted murder, but other than that go for it

horrendous replay lol, made it look like those little stick taps were what got called the hook

Maddie Rooney this does not take away one bit of what you did tonight. Don't ever let them tell you this was anything other than one of the best games ever played by any goalie anywhere.

shoutout to this Montreal crowd, it's literally a Tuesday, I'd have gone home

playoff Rooney is actually a different beast. this is unbelievable. she's actively writing a legend and we're all TIRED on a WORK NIGHT

god I fucking love goalies. I'm sorry but I hope nobody ever scores again. you want the goalie to be sad??