Man Without A Plan

The phrase “in culture x food is very important” is so dumb because food is important in every culture? Literally name one culture in which food isn’t important

magic cat

blessed post

u mean to tell me its not north east west south!?

Bitch I thought they called it news because it was that new NEW shit

The things you can still learn …

These almond cookies are very aggressive.

the fucking wheezy laugh that just came out of my body

A travesty that this has no sound

cats don’t know what words mean and i love that about them. i can say “you are a beautiful little angel child and i love you more than anything else in the entire world” but also “you wretched little clown bastard. you’ve created such a big mess and now i have to clean it because i have hands and you don’t. this is god’s cruelest joke.” and they don’t care they just say :3 and put their little paws on me