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oh my god YOU. you have just given me this absolute GIFT of an ask thank you so much

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MALORY ARCHER . ݁₊ ⊹ ݁˖ .

i live by the theory that HER codename used to be duchess and that SHE is actually "the world's most dangerous spy." she gave sterling the codename to protect him with her reputation. and she named her dog after herself because she's my self-absorbed princess❤️

i think her past as a field agent affected her mental state like waaaayy more than shown on the show. especially going with the above theory if she garnered a reputation as the world's most dangerous spy like omg she was doing crazy shit EVERY DAY especially during the war. i wish they elaborated on it on the show because not only would it tell us about malory but it would also explain why she's like that to sterling

my personal hc for her is that she's a lesbian but in the show she is absolutely bicurious. like in canon

speaking of that her internalized homophobia is wild. i think she used to hook up with women but like in threesomes or in a "oh its fun because its dirty!!" way. oh malory

also in a relationship with a woman i think she would unintentionally assume a more dominant/"male" role because it makes it feel more heterosexual to her

why don't we acknowledge that malory is insane she was probably doing coke as a field agent

i love how much of a slut she is. can we please acknowledge this more

i love her relationships with pam and ray. i strangely feel like theyre the most tolerant of/patient with her oh and also theyre the two openly queer people at the office hmm i wonder what this might mean for malory. i will expand on this l8er

i love field agent malory oh my god like truly i think about her every day i want to know about her missions and escapades

i love that she loves (realistically "loves" is a huge stretch. im extrapolating here off of the fact that she dressed up as her for halloween ONCE presumably during a time where she was a popular halloween costume but let me have this) elvira because that feels so out of character but its also so her and like UGH the thought that young malory was an elvira fan

i just really want to know what she was like when she was younger like what were her interests, what did she want to be, what was she like in school etc

shes really just a dog girl i love that she loves that fucking dog oh my god she must have been so annoying about pets when she was little. so cute