Okay now that I have finished Arrested Development, I can finally rank Gob's season 5 outfits by how gayishly slutty (by all means not actually slutty) they are
5. Performatively gay suit (s05e08)
4. Shirt so unbuttoned even the beard isn't impressed (s05e01)
3. Zebra-adjacent patterned-shirt with booty shorts (s05e04)
2. Purple suit I use to repress my gayness in front of the guy I pined for the whole season and he's the only reason I would show that much chest hair for probably (s05's intro and what he wears on s05e16)
1. I seek out validation from my dad and call myself butch- sleeveless flannel edition (s05e02)



















