MANSCRAPING🄯

the dickandballs guy is right, guys

YESSS GET BANNED MANSCAPED THERES A NEW SHERIFF IN TOWN

You can bet your wiener this dude shaves his "fellas" more than just a bit too often. He likes to give them each a military cut on the first Sunday of the month. He's always trying to get one of his poker buddies to "accidentally" take a peek at one of them sneaking out of his short tennis shorts. He unnecessarily stands one foot up on something, like he's Captain Morgan or Ricardo Montalban, but he just looks like Captain Dork impotent Roid-Rage guy.

Thank you so much. Anyone telling me I'm funny makes my day.

You can bet your wiener this dude shaves his "fellas" more than just a bit too often. He likes to give them each a military cut on the first Sunday of the month. He's always trying to get one of his poker buddies to "accidentally" take a peek at one of them sneaking out of his short tennis shorts. He unnecessarily stands one foot up on something, like he's Captain Morgan or Ricardo Montalban, but he just looks like Captain Dork impotent Roid-Rage guy.

@staff X @manscaped

Literally what was right there...

Please I just want to watch my silly little racoons video

Perhaps the most interesting thing about the Galli is that, once initiated, a Gallus was expected to wear women's clothes and adopt a woman's social role, and Greek historians writing about the Phrygian Galli consistently refer to them with she/her pronouns. We can say with a surprising and refreshing lack of ambiguity that the people attracted to joining the cult of Cybelle were almost certainly what we would consider transfemme.

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