Man or Wombat?

It is so fucking exhausting fighting your brain every day dude

Harry Potter is trending at #1 on tumblr so I thought I’d take the opportunity to say fuck JKR, fuck transphobes, fuck her stupid books, her theme park, her endless landfill fodder merch slop, and her fucking castle on a hill. Read another book yall!! Read another book!!!!!!!

see my problem is if i “listen to my body” it literally only wants to lie down and take naps, all the time

the tragedy of tumblr is you will inevitably meet people who you should be having a sleepover with. you should be rolling around on their floor and rummaging through their fridge and watching shitty movies with. you should be shopping with should be going out to a cafe with should be wandering through the aquarium with. people who you should be experiencing quotidian joys with... and you cannot! because they live one million miles away

what did i just read

Rubbing bulges with your friends until someone precums through their shorts.

Sometimes you just wanna know what your friends dicks look like; just to like… know, ya know?

not to be disabled on main but have you ever fucking noticed how every god damn thing requires both time and energy