Whatever

idk which person (keanu reeves) needs to hear this today but i’m looking for an benevolent immortal (keanu reeves) with power beyond our mortal comprehension (keanu reeves) to bestow upon me the blessing of eternal youth using their (keanu reeves) limitless abilities because they’re a fundamentally kind and generous person (keanu reeves) and i deserve it. also i’m single.

Lady Gaga has said multiple times that she's bi and yet all of you still erase her queerness and she had to come out again yesterday while at Stonewall and talked about how her identity has been erased and y'all still say she's just an ally....like Gaga's experience as a bi woman just shows how prevalent bi erasure is and that bi people's identities are always questioned both from other queer people and from hetero people and I'm just so fucking tired of it

Direct action pigeons are the working class heroes of the cityscape

I wish the government was only hiding aliens instead of like, horrible human rights violations and the such.

another quality post written by god or a ghost

Life doesn’t end at 23. 30 isn’t old. Fetishising youth as the ultimate desirable characteristic in a person is actively harmful to both young and old people. Some of us lost our teenage years to abuse and recovery, and can only begin living when we’re at a different life stage.  Literally knock it off, the lot of you.

who knew I’d become a 98 year old forgotten woman in my 20’s

I can’t wait to be really old and go “back in my day we had real music” and then play Cola by Lana Del Rey

the year is 2027. the met gala theme is dashcon. i arrive in a navy parachute-nylon gown with a shimmering, mile long train containing a diving board, depth markers and hundreds of plastic balls. the vogue style editor dressed as Dr. Whostuck pulls me aside and begs to know the designer. i smile enigmatically and simply say, “it’s a ball gown.” all of the reporters are wearing mishapocalypse masks

op do u take constructive criticism ?

i am not accepting comments at this time

why do so many men speak to you like they’re giving a ted talk

I need a frame of reference here

go and find the nearest man who’s read one book and talk to him

i personally think its pretty crazy that karl marx actually knew what was gonna happen to us back in 1850 like this guy comes out of nowhere at what the fuck o'clock and goes, capitalism is going to creep into every single crevice of your lives there will be nothing left and all creativity and integrity will be taken away like. he just said that    and it was correct