Hello World

i want to be able to tailor a sequence of words to anyone to heal them and save them and make them love me forever. this isn't wanting a magic spell it's just knowing how to talk to people. which i don't know how to do

if cis people are so great then why don’t they have a siberian orchestra 

my diva moment will have casualties

when your hair is greasy it’s so hard to want to keep living

got pulled over by an anti-intellectual pig (police officer) on my way home from work for thinking and driving. luckily i was able to reason his gun out of his holster and debunk him twice in the skull at point-blank range before driving away safe and sound

Gen alpha is so brainrotted because there’s too many satellites affecting their astrology. These babies got Starlink #637 in Pisces and BeiDou in Aries and ISS in Virgo and shit, its like spiritual microplastics