mannywitdafanny

are shows and movies allowed to be subtle and ambiguous anymore..... is that still allowed or does everything have to be a patronizing hand holding session. just wondering

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

i keep fucking around but i'm too stupid so i never really find out anything

need a hat that says I WONT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO AND ITS NOT BECAUSE IM DISINTERESTED AND DONT LIKE YOU I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND SOCIAL INTERACTION AS WELL AS MOST PEOPLE AND ASSUME BY DEFAULT MY PRESENCE IS UNWELCOME AS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE SO I KEEP TO MYSELF BUT I DONT MIND IF YOU INITIATE so i can wear it to work

And like who the fuck is this guy [gestures to reflection in mirror alone in bathroom

music not hitting, phone not hitting, Minecraft not hitting, food not hitting, mouth taste like blood, death comes for us all

hey man. nice regional dialect. mind if i apply some baseless assumptions about your personhood to it? i was also gonna prescribe morality to it as well. if that’s cool with you

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

you like fanart of a character maybe Two times and suddenly ur tumblr page thinks u want to read them taking it up the ass

hanging out with family is sooo weird. what do I say to you

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

they should invent a father you can forgive

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly