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@manmultiplex
“Hey guys, I’m back from my unspecified and ambiguous death again. Anybody find Kitty Pryde yet?”

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heroicheart:
❛ resent –wait, ye know what? no, you’re right, ye resemble that comment. ❜ she pauses, pinching the bridge of her nose. ❛ alright fine, try it –but if we’re driving around, i refuse to listen to “i’m gonna be (500 miles)” one more time. ❜
“It’s a GOOD SONG!”
i only show up to deliver the multiple moronic menace to those who have earned his presence
heroicheart:
❛ have i mentioned recently that i hate your dupes? ❜ a beat. ❛ find it? you’ll he walking for hours at this rate. ❜
“Hey I RESEMBLE that!” Yes, he knew what he said. “-and NO, it should only take... a few more minutes, tops!”
❛ i told you we shoulda looked for directions first –now there’s no damn signal and we’re lost. ❜ / @manmultiplex
“I said I had a dupe on it!” Fat load of good that did now, unless by some ironic twist of fate it dies two seconds from now. “-Look there’s gotta be service around here SOMEWHERE, we just gotta find it.”

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gcldveiined:
❛ sometimes i can still hear his voice…. ❜
“Shut up, tinier Kitty Pryde!”
xmarksthescott:
❛ i’m pretty sure guido started that one. then monet went along with it. ❜
“Scott, I never die. I wait in line at the coffee shop.”
“Stop telling everybody I’m dead.”

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screamingsiryn:
❛ ok FIRST OF ALL, did you ‘pray to the morrigan’ as instructed in your time of need? no, so i didn’t know. ❜ brows crease, a huff escaped her. ❛ you’re a jerk jamie, you know that? ❜ a swift punch to his arm, one she’s sure hurts at least a little. but she quickly pushes away all inclinations of bravado to give him a tight hug instead. ❛ i should kill ye again for dyin’ on me like that. don’t do it again. ❜
“Ow.” He mumbles, as a dupe falls out of him and starts waxing off some philosophical something or other a few meters away. He’d better remember to get that later. “I never claimed to be a saint, that’s the other guy.” But hugs were nice, he could work with this, even if he couldn’t breathe. “-UhyeahI’llrememberthatone. TerryIcantbreathe-”
@screamingsiryn
“Okay, but, not saving me from my death at the hand of mutant killing terragin disease? Not cool, Terr.” A beat. “Unless you sent that dupe to pull me out of the timestream. Did you do that? If so I’m sorry. Please don’t smite me where I stand, Layla would probably roll her eyes again and I can’t go home to that.”
“JAMIE?! YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!”
“Sorry.”
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who r u
i dont even know anymore......................

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I hope you all enjoyed James Madrox’s performance as a spider powered pig this week
when i die i want lyra to lower my casket into the ground so she can let me down one last time