the multiple menace.

‘  i’m alive out of spite.  ’

‘  do you ever just feel super unloveable?  ’

‘  i’m so datable…. and yet here i am…. not being asked on dates….tragic….  ’

‘  hey quick question: what the fuck is going on??  ’

‘  i’m a person who wants to do lots of things trapped inside a body that wants to SLEEP at all times.  ’

‘  my mindset is changing and i just don’t want to be around certain things or people anymore.  ’

‘  i want mamma mia to become the fast and furious franchise of musicals.  ’

‘  playlists are a love language.  ’

‘  gay culture is being just a little bit in love with all your friends.  ’

‘  so damn ready for hoodies and cold nights.  ’

‘  if you were emo once you’re emo for life, whether you wear the uniform anymore or not.  ’

‘  i’m all panic and no disco.  ’

‘  me talking to myself in the morning: okay bitch, get the fuck up.  ’

‘  can i stop existence for a few hours?  ’

‘  you ain’t at your lowest till you sit down in a standing shower.  ’

‘  i’m super sexual but like also i’m super shy which don’t mix well.  ’

‘  princess aurora is just so relatable… she’s known for simply… sleeping… inspirational tbh…  ’

‘  destroy the idea that i can be stopped. that i can be defeated by mortal hands.  ’

‘  on all levels except physical i am an emo middle schooler.  ’

‘  whatever you do, do it with love.  ’

‘  we’re all just ex-emo kids tryin to make it in this post-emo world.  ’

‘  i just want to dance around in lacy lingerie and oversized shirts and makeout on someones lap.  ’

‘  screenshots don’t scare me, i know what the fuck i said.  ’

‘  i’m going to say something super controversial here: billionaires shouldn’t exist.  ’

‘  i just had the absolute WORST realization: glee would have covered despacito.  ’

‘  i wish to radiate moonlight and heavenly energy at all times.  ’

‘  shout out to everyone who i still trying to heal from things they don’t talk about.  ’

‘  it’s just me and my big thighs against the world.  ’

‘  what happens to all your teen angst when you’re 20… like where does it go?  ’

‘  shout out to my incoherent bitches!! shout out to all the babes out there who don’t make no fucking sense!!  ’

‘  tiny hearts generate above my head when i think of you.  ’

‘  tested positive for overthinking.  ’

‘  queer eye is just like ‘damn bitch, you live like this?’ the show.  ’

‘  i want the queer eye guys to come to my house and just burn all my shit then prescribe me adderall.  ’

‘  i don’t even keep up with the memes anymore, i just accept them. when we’re sad we play despacito? okie dokie.  ’

‘  am i annoying and a little ugly? yes. but will i let that get in the way of doing what i love and being happy?? also probably yes.  ’

‘  someone waiting to do something because they want to experience it with you is a glowing kind of love.  ’

‘  am i in love with someone? nah i got shit to do.  ’

‘  never understood people who let candy melt in their mouth. i’ll bite down on a damn jolly rancher because i lack the patience.  ’

‘  if you think i’m cute you legally have to tell me.  ’

‘  look at you, living everyday without the person you thought you needed.  ’

‘  i want a soft love that feels like when your standing in the sunlight and you don’t want to leave and that gives you the sensation of lazily melting into what’s around you as you take it all in  ’

‘  my neck, my back, my anxiety attack.  ’

‘  why get a boyfriend when you can get a pack of really nice pens.  ’

‘  in sixth grade you were either a cucumber melon bitch or a warm vanilla sugar bitch.  ’

‘  friendly reminder: the way they treat(ed) you is not a reflection of your worth.  ’

‘  i wish i could be near you, my heart misses you.  ’

“JAMIE?! YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!”