Stay made of lightning!

Remember when you had energy to do things? Those were some wild times

$5000 seems like a nice amount. Somebody should just give me $5000 today. Directly into my bank account. It would be very nice.

the problem with personality tests and other similar quizzes is that they assume you know things about yourself. Which is simply not true

"do you have any hobbies" lately i have been into overthinking and panicking

i was crazy back then (8 minutes ago)

I see from the notes that we're all havin a normal one 👍

*does five minutes of work* ok now i deserve a three week break. No consequences please 👍

*right clicks on you*

*views your properties*

i highly recommend finding yourself a clingy (healthy) lovey dovey partner who's always super excited about you. life is too short to spend it with someone who acts like showing love is a chore.