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I love watching shit with subtitles on and discovering that mumbled background conversations were not only supposed to be fully intelligible but are in fact plot-relevant. Like please, for the love of god, can streaming services start mixing their audio right?

there should be a Sisyphus emoji

(person who hasn’t read the primary text voice) what if I made some reductive assumptions

I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who did not get the joke. I will permit them to pass over me and through me

I really cannot emphasize enough the mental health benefits of abandoning the idea that you're special.

This goes both ways, both "You don't have to do everything singlehanded" and "You're not uniquely awful."

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

submissive in the way a livestock guardian dog is submissive to the sheep it kills wolves for

hey. huge furry women sucking each other off

autism screening quizzes will be like “do you take things too literally” and then ask fifty of the worst-worded questions ever dreamt up by man