isopods my beloved

Giant isopods are so cool but what’s with the sexy funk music

most sexual motherfucker in the ocean. 

they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"

Full respect to the deltarune transfem headcanons like I 100% see them too but I do take issue with people saying the only reading for the stuff the characters experience is transfem when much of it can be (and I'd argue explicitly is) racial. Its a story about a ethnic minority child being raised by parents who, despite their best efforts can't understand them. Changing their name after adopting a child from a different ethnicity is so common. Susie being treated like a threat and a problem child even tho she hasn't actually done anything looks almost exactly like my childhood. Idk its probably cause this is the 80% white website but its so much the experience of being a poc in a white neighborhood that I'm shocked more people arent talking about it

Gosh just remember the little kid asking Kris is it's weird to be made of blood. And then Snowdrake just being straight up racist.

Yesterday a kid said to me "excuse me? Your hair looks like beautiful anime hair" which is already amazing and then she said "watch me on your camera when I go down the slide I'm going to do the Peter Griffin death pose when I come out" and she sure did.

"dog residue" post means so much to my ocd

chicken stock is so beautiful

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

Trying to fuck a girl with alters starting every text with to whom it may concern

Trying to fuck a girl with antlers starting every text with hello my deer

@mangoazalea

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

nope. funkytown again

come on

lesbians have found a brand new way to tear each other apart with their bare hands

i'm opening up our relationship so bugs can get in